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[leadinglady]

[ backdated to before the elves, just when the snow is really heavily piling up! SOMEBODY has just been dumped out beyond the village after her de-hiatus kidnapping, and gave up wading through the packed snow after like five minutes. so she's trying a different tactic.

wherever you are, there's suddenly a girl on an armored penguin calling out for you to WATCH OUT!! as she sleds down the slope, swerving to avoid hitting you....... and then crashing into a tree. awkward. the only way that could be even more awkward is if you'd been unlucky and stepped out from behind a tree, out-of-sight, so that you didn't even get a warning before the girl and her penguin crash straight into you instead. whooops. ]

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[acuity]

I wonder if it could be tailored...

[ the concerns of high-class lady! carefully reaching out to pull it off for her, whooops. ]

Or we could ask if they have different sizes.

[shamelessness]

Do you think this is the right kind of helmet for flying?

[Skarmy happens to be in the back chewing on one of the shelves. ...What? It's a bird-thing.]

[acuity]

I'm... not exactly sure if there is a right kind of helmet for flying. I'll have to do more research.

[ penguinbro flails a flipper in skarmory's direction, NO MAN BE CLASSY :V ]

[shamelessness]

[But she has to get her fix, man! It's not like the places don't fix themselves anyway. Plus she's got a bit of a naughty streak so she also doesn't give a crap.]

Maybe I should look it up in the library first.

[acuity]

[ fix of what, do you have pica, DO WE NEED AN INTERVENTION :V ]

That might be a good idea. I visit often, so we're there together, I'll help!

[shamelessness]

[She does not have pica she's a bird, and BIRDS CHEW THINGS. For fun. It feels good.]

You're much too kind.